K.B.

K.B.

@KurtBert Boston, MA
http://f5torefresh.com/kurtbert/
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Crack another beer RT @: @ chilling with my roommate this morning still drunk (cont)
 
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This is how you prevent hangovers.
 
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@ bring me home one of those passion fruit lemonade things!
 
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Pocket Change Exchange.
 
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@ "my drinking team has a skating problem"
 
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@ lol no but it's okay :)
 
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Your* RT @: Especially because you're divorce will cost more than your wedding.
 
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Okay okay if you wake up drunk you might as well crack another beer open.
 
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@ I'm too cheap to eat there haha. Hong Kong all day for me haha
 
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@ you getting a Gronk burger?
 
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Oh, so I do have a picture I never remember taking. This is how the lube got all over the floor.
 
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My piss is neon yellow like Gatorade.
 
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Last night. Was mad real. Tori leaked lube all over the floor.
 
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@ let me go wake Simon up.
 
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@ bring me McDonalds. 20 Nugget and Large Fry.
 
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@ I won't be surprised if I'm still on his couch by the time you get here
 
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@ @ aha this dude.
 
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@ I blame it on Simon.
 
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@ I'm outta commission.
 
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@ its ok. Thanks.